Global Cat Newsroom is on ‘paws’

They called a Board Meeting this morning, but I was late and my advisors were in the middle of a heavy discussion when I walked in. They had a serious message to convey to me and hummed and hawed around before they could get it out. They knew I wouldn’t like to hear what they had [...]

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How to bathe a cat

I’ve been contemplating bathing The Mewsers. For about a year now. What’s holding me back? Childhood memories of the scratches on my arms from cats I don’t even remember the names of. The scratches etched upon my arms are now embedded in my memory.
I’m testing out some alternative methods, as suggested by the photo here.
There’s some waterless shampoo products [...]

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Don’t let your cat miss this opportunity to vote!

Let your cat take this opinion survey to voice his opinion on the candidates. Obama or McCain?

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Cats need their own political voice!

I wasn’t going to get political on this blog, but it seems that the cats and dogs can’t stay out of it this year and the staff at Global Cat Newsroom tries to keep its readers up to date on all the really serious news.
Seems that this year the election is going to the dogs according to [...]

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What’s the newest trend in home decorating? Ask your cat

A number of people have ended up on my blog from search engine terms for ’shades of gray’. To those of you who came here expecting a home decorating sight, my apologies. So that you haven’t completely wasted your time, here are three lovely shades of gray that have been digitally produced from the fur of this kitten.
Have you [...]

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Shades of gray–a mean kitty poll

I’m on Day 5 of feeding ‘Mean Kitty’. I put the food where I can watch him from the window when he decides to come out of his hiding place to eat. He won’t let me come out on the porch while he’s there. As stealthily as I try to open the door and tiptoe [...]

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When Korean scientists meet with marketing gurus

There’s the South Korean scientists experimenting with cats story. They’re the ones with the glow in the dark cats. You’ve probably seen these already. Scientists perform these crazy, bizarre experiments with altruistic intentions, right? They always justify their work in the cause of finding cures for human genetic disorders. Never mind that these animals suffer greatly at the expense of men [...]

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